Dyz je dneska ten Valentyn ....

Ja jsem sice zasadne proti slaveni neceho tak bezvyznamnyho jako je valentyn, ale pro ty z vas kdo snad projevili i nejakou snahu ziskat nejake ty plus body tak pro vas mam vyhodnoceni vasich aktivit. Je pomerne zrejme ze negativni body se nechaji ziskat pomerne snadno, a naopak kazdej bodicek plus je neuveritelna drina. Proto radim kazdymu at se na valentyn vykasle a pokud bude mit milostiva neco proti tak ji reknete ze k nepotrebujete doznavat svou nehynouci lasku behem zcela nechutne zkomercializovaneho dne jako je Sv. Valentyn, vam prece staci kazdy den a kazda minuta stravena s tou vyvolenou a vase laska nepotrebuje dukazy ve forme cokolady a kytek, a pokud si ona mysli ze prave krabice Mon Cheri je zakladnim kamenem vaseho vztahu tak se seredne plete. Pripominam ze je zcela proti vasemu prospechu se jakkoliv omlouvat ci jen nasadit omluvny ton. Na zaver bych rad upozornil ze autor tohoto clanku nema zadne prakticke zkusenosti a publikovane nazory jsou ciste teoreticke a autor nenese zadnou zodpovednost za pripadne ujmy zpusobene prevzetim jakehokoliv nazoru z tohoto clanku.

a ted uz to vyhodnoceni

Valentine's Day Skore - a nejen na valentyna
1) SIMPLE DUTIES
You go out to buy her flowers: +5
But return with beer: -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
You pummel it with a six iron: +10It's her cat: -10

2) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party: 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2
Named Tiffany: -4
Tiffany is a dancer: -6
Tiffany has implants: -8

3) SATURDAY AFTERNOONS
You visit her parents: +1
You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
And the television is off: -6
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear: -6
And you didn't even go to college: -10
And it's not really your underwear: -15

4) HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner: 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1
Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
You give her a gift: 0
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
With her credit card: -30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40

5) THOUGHTFULNESS
You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
Which is in Detroit: -35
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

6) A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS
You have a few beers: -9
For every beer after three, -2 again
And miss curfew by an hour: -12
You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
And not wearing any pants: -40
Is that a tattoo? -200

7) A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU
You go see a comic: +2
He's crude and sexist: -2
You laugh: -5
You laugh too much: -10
She's not laughing: -15
You laugh harder: -25

8) DRIVING
You lose the directions on a trip: -4
You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals: -25
She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

9) COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression:+20
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television:+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

No a kdo by snad touzil po nejakych informacich o me osobe, takze vsechno f poho. Mame ted ctvrtleti, takze se to trochu nakupilo. Zejtra odevzdavam tri laborky naraz. Plus patek jsem pryc, takze musim udelat predem i ukoly na patek. Jedu se podivat na Virgnia Tech. V soucasne dobe to je asi favorit mezi skolama na pristi rok. Uz mi prisel i oficialni dopis o prijeti, ted uz jenom cekam jestli z nich vypadnou nejaky ty prachy. Bohuzel celonarodni termin pro udeleni penez (financial aid) at uz ve forme - fellowships (stipko), reasearchship (vyzkum), assitantship (prava ruka profesora), a nebo jenom tuition drop (prachsporoste zlevneni poplatku aka pomerne sympaticka variante) je az 15. dubna. Takze nas asi nechaji jeste tak mesic vypotit nez z nic neco kapne. To se asi dozvim a po jarnich prazdninach. Pokud budu mit kliku, tak mozna i pred jarkama, a to by se eventualne mohlo zapit.